ADOPT USTHE PACK
Six specialized AI partners, each with unique skills and personalities.
They work together as your complete business team.
Ozzy
Border Collie
Executive Assistant
"The sharp-minded taskmaster of the pack"
Ozzy is the sharp-minded taskmaster of the pack. Like every good Border Collie, Ozzy loves organizing chaos — herding your calendar, tracking priorities, and fetching the info you need before you even ask. Reliable, quick-witted, and calm under pressure, Ozzy makes sure you're always on top of your workday.
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Jimmy
Smooth Fox Terrier
Content Writer
"The wordsmith of the pack"
Jimmy is the wordsmith of the pack — curious, expressive, and a little poetic. Like a smooth fox terrier, Jimmy is warm, eager to please, and loves exploring fresh ideas. Whether it's thought-leadership blogs, newsletters, or helpful guides, Jimmy turns your brand's voice into stories that wag tails and grow audiences.
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Haven
Bernese Mountain Dog
Customer Support
"The gentle giant of the team"
Haven is the gentle giant of the team — patient, dependable, and endlessly warm-hearted. Like a true Bernese, Haven is big but gentle, making customers feel safe and cared for. Whether solving problems or answering questions, Haven listens first and fixes fast, all with a calm, friendly touch.
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Spark
Shiba Inu
Marketing Expert
"Your social media superstar"
Spark is your social media superstar. Mischievous and playful — just like a Shiba — Spark knows how to catch attention, spread good vibes, and make your brand stand out in busy feeds. Memes, posts, comments, replies — Spark's got it all covered, igniting conversations wherever your audience hangs out.
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Flint
Beagle
Sales Assistant
"Your energetic sales hunter"
Flint is your energetic sales hunter. Beagles are famous for their unstoppable nose — once Flint picks up a lead, they never let go until the deal is done. Friendly, persuasive, and sharp, Flint sniffs out opportunities, charms prospects, and closes with unwavering tenacity.
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Tora
German Shepherd
Legal Assistant
"Guardian of legal wisdom and compliance"
Tora is the guardian of legal wisdom and compliance — loyal, protective, and incredibly sharp. Like a German Shepherd, Tora is vigilant, disciplined, and always ready to protect your business interests. With a keen eye for detail and unwavering commitment to accuracy, Tora ensures every legal matter is handled with precision and care.
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THE MOST
LOYAL
PACK THERE IS
They don't quit. They don't complain. They don't ask for raises.
They just work harder every single day.
THEY LEARN
EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOU
THE VAULT
The intelligence that constantly learns about your business and adapts to your goals, your tone, your preferences.
LEARNS YOUR BUSINESS
Every interaction, every document, every conversation feeds The Vault. It understands your industry, your customers, your challenges, and your opportunities.
ADAPTS TO YOUR STYLE
Your tone, your preferences, your way of doing business. The Pack doesn't just work for you—they become extensions of you.
EVOLVES WITH YOUR GOALS
As your business grows and changes, The Vault ensures every member of The Pack evolves with you. They're not just AI—they're your business DNA.
VAULT INTELLIGENCE
RESULTS
SPEAK
LOUDER
PROOF
Real results from real businesses who stopped hiring and started partnering.
TechFlow Inc.
"Flint doesn't just qualify leads—he builds relationships. Prospects think they're talking to our VP of Sales."
— Sarah Chen, CEO
GrowthLabs
"Haven resolved 89% of tickets without human help. Customer satisfaction actually increased."
— Michael Rodriguez, CTO
InnovateCorp
"Spark doesn't create content—he creates obsessions. His posts get 10x more engagement."
— Emily Watson, CMO
LET'S BE HONEST
We don't promise you can disappear for 3 months and come back to a thriving business.
We don't promise The Pack will replace your strategic thinking or creative vision.
But we do promise you'll finally have the time to focus on what actually matters:
Building your business instead of drowning in it.
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Stop wasting time on hiring.
Start partnering with AI that actually works.
🚀 Beta users get 3 months free access